The Irak War

Wants upon a tom Adolph Hitler was board. All the Jews and Jipsies were dead, Frants was a burndout dezart, the hinglish was hyding in there iland, & the ameddikans where buzy bying stuff. I will ynvayde Irak said Adolph and get all they're oyl. Sew he senz an army witch kicked out the gran puba. But then the Irak Keys got mad and where tuffer then Adolph taught they will be and they used sell fones to splod the tanks.

Edited Powderlying Pall

yas yas yas, inner view wid Ken "the Letter Carrier" Mailman ("he dillivers") is a crangleschnazzle not to be mist. Even wen sed inner view is wid big meeny natsy Charly Wallflower, the Boxcar Gunsul. Wallflower axes wither "yore stragedy is get an erection by ten and ten and ten and ten and ten and one?" to witch the Letter Carrier widdily replys, "Mebbe. Mebbe not. It wokked out that wise in 20 oh four, but whee aslo made in roads wid Mexicans and Negroes in big slums, witch I yam plizzed to call Hysphanic boaters and American-Afrikkans in huge siddies." Nayvair atta lozzfor woids, that Letter Carrier. So Y O Y doan I hab no friggin' CARRIDGE RETRUN? http://powerlineblog.com/archives/015712.php

Wudda Deigh

Drove up to Yucky Wally, an I hadda take Windy wit me. Sheeash! An lissen to a long shpiel about how grate legal eyes prostitudes are. Now is the time for all good wombats to come to the aid of the reptiels. So tell me, you Hongarine Ghoulish, why won't this wizzbang return carridge? Other barning questions of the deigh include: why issent Nickel Ritchie putting on wait? Zopra loosing enuff wait? Has she tryed tieing a string around her waste?